Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Oh, George! Do's and Don'ts!

FASHION DON'T



This is a very healthy mullet that has excellent shape and volume. He knows it, and he's not afraid to let you know it. However I hate to be the barer of bad news but this is wrong on numerous levels and it jus will never be “right”.



Ok, this is taking “nerd chic” to a new level.
Not to mention his bad ass lobster tan.



Ehh. . . I don’t know quite what to say here. She looks like she did all her shopping at one of those $5 boxes at an everything must go sale. And it looks like that box was filled with second hand skanky clothing circa 2001.



COME ON PEOPLE! Let it go! This was so 4 years ago, wait a minute. No, actually it never happened, it was all a figment of your imagination. These individuals must be stopped! Hopefully in the not to distant future people will wake up from this Ugg Boot stupor and realize the errors of their ways.



This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S . . . . I think this guy wants to be a Harajuku girl a little to badly. From the dated trucker hat down to the ankle socks this just screams DON`T!

FASHION DO'S



The only guy that can be ok with the straight male community and bang all the ladies is this guy, super manicured, metro sexual with a intensely "graphic" tee. This guys got it all and style to boot.



Space odyssey is back with vengeance!
Designers are translating precious metals
into wearable fashion. This is a definite must for the season.



WOW! WOW! WOW! Could not be more impressed with this highly stylized outfit. Starting from the vintage Dior shades to the McQueen jumper down to the Burberry boots this girl has got it going on!




This is a hot trend for spring07, the oversized slightly masculine crisp white shirt is a must have. A high waisted belt is a fabulous way to maximize femininity out of this look.



This is classic! Elegant, chic and smart, this is how you do black justice. The Marc Jacobs quilted patent bag, with gold trim is the icing on the cake.




By: Julia McEwen & Matt Cohen

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