- NASTY WEEK = Kanye West
- ADIOS, MALICE! = Social Media
- DIAMOND KETTLE = Kate Middleton
- ASCENT NOD = Conde Nast
- THANKS, AIRHEADS! = The Kardashians
- ANTIWAR NOD = Anna Wintour
- LAPEL MEN ERR = Man Repeller
- EEL FIBULA = Beaufille
- REC MORON = Normcore
- MID GENIUS = Sid Neigum